Letter 27
Rica to Ibben in Smyrna
The pope is the chief of the Christians ; he is an old idol who is worshipped out of habit. He used to be feared even by princes, [1] for he deposed them as easily as our magnificent sovereigns depose the kinds of Imeretia and Georgia, [2] but no one fears him any longer. [3] He claims to be the heir of one of the earliest Christians, who is called St. Peter : and it is certainly a rich legacy, for he has immense treasures, and a large country under his domination.
Bishops are men of the law who are subordinate to him, and have under his authority two very different functions. When they are assembled, [4] they like him make articles of faith. When they are separate, they have hardly any function than to dispense people from fulfilling the law. For you must know that the Christian religion is laden with endless very difficult practices ; and as they have deemed that it is less easy to accomplish these duties than to have bishops who dispense you from them, the latter option has been taken for public utility. Thus if you do not want to observe Ramadan, [5] if you do not want to submit to the formalities of marriage, [6] if you want to dissolve your vows, if you want to marry against the exclusions of the law ; sometimes even if you want to revoke your oath, you go to the bishop or to the pope, who at once supplies the necessary dispensation.
The bishops do not make articles of faith on their own initiative ; there is a limitless number of doctors, [7] most of them dervishes, who raise a thousand new questions among themselves about religion ; they are allowed to dispute at length, and the war lasts until a decision happens to end it.
Indeed I can assure you that there was never a realm where there were as many civil wars as in that of Christ.
Those who one day advance some new proposition are promptly called heretics. Every heresy has its name, which for those engaged in it serves as a rallying cry. But not just anyone can be a heretic ; it suffices to split the difference, and give a distinction [8] to those who are making the accusation of heresy ; and whatever the distinction, intelligible or not, it makes a black man white as snow, [9] and he can call himself orthodox.
What I am saying goes for France and Germany : for I have heard that in Spain and Italy there are certain dervishes who have a short fuse, and have a man burned like straw. [10] Happy is the man, when he falls into those fellows’ hands, who has always prayed to God with little wooden beads in hand, [11] who wore on his person two pieces of cloth attached to two ribbons, [12] and who has sometimes been to a province called Galicia [13] : otherwise a poor devil is in a real jam. Were he to swear like a pagan that he is orthodox, they might well not be in agreement on the qualities, and burn him as a heretic. It would do him no good to offer his distinction : no distinction, he would be ashes before they had even thought of hearing him.
Other judges assume that an accused is innocent ; those always presume him guilty. In case of doubt their rule is to decide on the side of rigor, apparently because they believe men are evil. But on the other hand they think so well of them that they never judge them capable of lying, for they accept the testimony of mortal enemies, of women of ill repute, and of those who exercise an infamous profession. In their sentence they have a few kind words for those who are wearing a sulphur shirt, [14] and tell them that they are most chagrined to see them so ill clad ; that they are gentle, and abhor blood, [15] and are disconsolate for having condemned them. But as consolation they confiscate everything these wretches own for their own benefit. [16]
Happy the land where live the children of the prophets ; these sorry spectacles are unknown there. [17] The holy religion that the angels brought to it is defended by its very truth, which has no need of these violent means to sustain itself.
Paris this 4th day of the moon of Chalval 1712